David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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