No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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