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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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