WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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