He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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