My boss' voice literally gives me gas
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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