At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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