this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm passing your future prison.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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