Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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