I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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