I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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