drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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