I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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