He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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