I need help removing her.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Houston, we have a squirter
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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