Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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