last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish they made helmets for livers.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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