Dual....:-)
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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