Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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