Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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