Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
