he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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