I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She needs sedatives and a leash
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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