so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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