Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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