great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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