: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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