That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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