Sry I called you an 8
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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