i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?