Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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