when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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