They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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