so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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