Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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