I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ladies don't puke and tell
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize