the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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