Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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