i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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