Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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