you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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