Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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