I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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