shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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