I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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