no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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