My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice