Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I believe in your delicious