Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children