operation harelip BJ is a go
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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