So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
