I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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