let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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