Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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