how do flat chested girls get laid?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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