Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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